Grand opening soon. Join the chat for first dibs on the first drop.

The parlour asks

Find Your Familiar

Five small questions, and we will point you to the jumping spider best suited to your parlour.

First

How much have you kept before?

Next

What draws your eye?

And

Where should it come from?

Then

How much fuss suits you?

Lastly

How hands-on do you hope to be?

Your familiar

Regal Jumping Spider

Keeper type · The Gentle Beginner

Bold, curious, and the classic first jumper. It learns your hand and tracks your face with its big eyes. Widely captive-bred, so a healthy, known-age start.

For the full research, the Morbid Club opens the in-depth guides.

Your familiar

Johnson's Jumping Spider

Keeper type · The Easy Native

A red-backed western native and one of the easiest to keep, forgiving about humidity because it comes from dry country. A little smaller than a regal, all bold red and teal.

Not one we keep on the shelves just now. Join the drop list and we will keep an eye out for you.

For the full research, the Morbid Club opens the in-depth guides.

Your familiar

Bold Jumping Spider

Keeper type · The Local Favourite

Our native bold jumper, just as charming as the imports and a touch smaller. Care is the same as a regal, and a captive-bred one beats an unknown-age wild adult.

Not one we keep on the shelves just now. Join the drop list and we will keep an eye out for you.

For the full research, the Morbid Club opens the in-depth guides.

Your familiar

Canopy Jumping Spider

Keeper type · The Collector

The show-stopper of the Phidippus, with iridescent green-to-purple fangs. A true tree-dweller that wants height, and a touch more high-strung, so a fine second jumper.

Not one we keep on the shelves just now. Join the drop list and we will keep an eye out for you.

For the full research, the Morbid Club opens the in-depth guides.

Your familiar

Heavy Jumping Spider

Keeper type · The Show-Stopper

The heaviest, most commanding jumper here, from South-East Asia. An intermediate spider that wants warmth and humidity with airflow, and captive-bred sourcing. Not a first spider, but what a presence.

Not one we keep on the shelves just now. Join the drop list and we will keep an eye out for you.

For the full research, the Morbid Club opens the in-depth guides.

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